Happy Valentine’s Day! Rhian joins us again for another episode. We jump right into Super Bowl talks, including the good and the bad of commercial ads. We each read off our names from Urban Dictionary. Guess who’s God, Chuck Norris and a few other awesome things combined? Victoria brings us another game of “Who Would Win In A Fight” and there’s a few strange battles. We discuss jury duty, Daniel’s magic healing cock becoming magic healing fingers and some very strange search terms that have brough people to uncast.net.

Victoria outs her love for cold things on her and we have to ask the title question: is it worse to fuck the dead or eat the dead? With Rhian comes whore news and we also bring in some questions about sex in space. What would it be like to have an orgy at zero gravity? You tell us! Call us with your answers at 619-940-4SEX or leave your comments on uncast.net. We give this one to you in under 58 minutes.

This episode is a total mess…of awesome! Butch, Aaron, Rhi, Jim and Becky join us after a mega party, for what is surely going to be a chaotic mess. This was such a crazy episode, I didn’t even bother to edit it. So here it is, 53 minutes and 29 seconds of total kick assedness.

Topics include: The latest TDSC meetup in Hollywood, the party that night, Daniel floods his car, Jim’s surprise arrival, some news on the DJ Brother Darkness front and an Awesome List from Victoria. Enjoy!

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Rhian’s back! You might see her become a bit of a regular since she’ll be with us for a while. We start out this episode with a girl’s day in, Beer Night with co-workers and their awesome house. We took Victoria’s parents out for lunch and tofu soup isn’t disgusting. Other things that aren’t disgusting include Victoria’s cooking, Becky’s girl boner and Rockband nights. We have a number of quotes of the night when Becky visited and we discuss horrible vs awesome porn names. We all learn the meaning of clitter dick, Victoria’s wild desirous need for Rhian and Montreal’s take on church and strip clubs. Finish up with the NFL playoffs and Golden Globes and we get 42 minutes of awesome!

First show of the year and it’s only a two and a half weeks old. We have Rhian IN STUDIO! We reminisce about our weekend in Sacramento welcoming in the New Year with our dear friends (and recently engaged) Rachel and Victor. Loads of breweries and fireworks and champagne and great foods and friends and things. Love it. Adding in some Facebook comments, whore news of course and Noah’s Space Ark? Ah well, just enjoy it already! It’s only 57 minutes long!

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Links of the week:
Unruly Airline Passenger
Shhh! Daddy’s Workin’
Canadian Whores Get Media Training
Canadian Sex Trade Wiki
Bit of MMJ Justice

Ahhh the last Uncast recorded in 2009 and the first released in 2010. Very strange. We start right off reviewing beer as always, discussing Christmas plans and time spent with family. We move on to some talk about Salvation Army Bellringers and how they put wings on so many angels every year. Doctor WHO comes up a lot since we love the show and Victoria is determined to watch it so much I get tired of it. Our last lists of the year involve beer and marriage which is kind of fitting given the direction this podcast has teken in the last year. Where will it go this year? Victoria seems to think it’ll be quite cute.

It’s Christmas Eve! Beer reviews are awesome since we loved every beer we put in our mouths. We scour Craigslist for some free things Santa can pick up to give the not-quite-as-good little boys and girls. Daniel caught his first flu of the year. A song from 1992 becomes England’s “Song of the Year” for 2009. Glad to see the Brits are nearly caught up with us Yanks. We go through upcoming NFL games including the Game of The Week and Victoria’s work party where she gets her idea of the best white elephant gift.

Hero of the Week: Hannah Hubbell from Texas. This six-year old kid saved the day and I felt her story deserved a bit of our time. Hope you’ll enjoy hearing about it. Is there really some list guys keep and they check off whenever they have sex with people who meet some criteria on that list? Has anyone ever completed their list? Victoria expresses her love for our listener, The Godfather. I’m not sure what brought that out but yeah. Victoria shares her observation that Keira Knightley has great lips for fellatio. I don’t argue. Would you like her to take care of you in such a fashion? We end the episode with a few stupid lists. Voila! All done in 3,789 seconds.

We’d like to congradulate our good friends and listeners, Rachel and Victor on their recent engagement. We wish you long lives of health and happiness together.

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This week we ask the question: What is the real draw with mermaids when they have no vaginas? Does this also mean there are no lesbian mermaids? We review two movies: Across The Universe and A Christmas Story. Just make the whole neighborhood spit on the kid before you pour boiling water on his tongue. Serves him right, the fucking hippie. All you need is love? NOT WITH THE POLE!

We realize Michelle Duggar is actually a rat. Why else would you have a 19th baby but to feed it to the other kids? We dig into sports and discuss the World Cup draws and of course the Game of the Week. Victoria buys some high heels and quickly learns why women don’t wear these all the time. She visits Friends of Cats and more clearly defines a true kitteh thug. We have a little bit of a stupid disagreement over who’s iPod is better: her new orange Nano or his iTouch.

Victoria has an Awesome List! This one’s a good blend of various things so you’ll wanna hear it. We touch on Tiger briefly. OK that was probably a poor choice of words. We’ve found our perfect breakfast place: The Incredible Cafe in Rancho Bernardo. Go check it out. A Local strip club catches fire while we’re recording. We discuss the company “end of year” party. We realize during this party that we are opposites and Daniel refuses to be Paula. He works his magic hands on the box and is awesome. The food, was NOT awesome.

Victoria adds in a few juvenile takes on things like a Meat Stick Bonanza, Dutch Ovens and rape tomatoes. The weapon of choice: Corn syrup and glitter a la tar and feathering. You get all this in 72 minutes. Like it? Hate it? Tells us by leaving comments at uncast.net or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com OR CALL US! (619) 940-4SEX (4738)

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don’t go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I’m creeped out too. Let’s just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We’re not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel’s hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

As always, send in some comments at uncast.net, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and call in at (619) 940-4SEX or you could just check out Butch and Aaron online. We need to hear from you good folks! How’ve the holidays been? Got any interesting Thanksgiving/Christmas stories to share? What should we do this winter? You know, besides sex. That’s a given. Let us hear ya!