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285a: Code Magenta 4 What!?

This one went so long, we had to split it into two episodes.

WARNING: This show is full of #TD4W and begins with Victoria taking selfies instead of hosting the show. This is balanced out as the show gets better the longer we go. We visited more breweries this week and we think we’ve found our Official Summer Beer of Uncast for 2014? Don’t agree with us? Then YOU pick somethin!

Victoria creates two brothels and we negotiate deals for said brothels. We discuss the etymology of “The Bees Knees.” Then there’s this thing about this little street taco shop called Puesto. Best tacos in San Diego, awesome tequila (half price when someone scores) and the best rice & beans ever. Even their salsa and chips are worth noting.

Another thing worth noting: Butch has been getting LAID. It’s all in the vibe, law of attraction, and all that stuffs. Speaking of, is there hotel code for when someone leaves the hotel between 3-7am alone who wasn’t alone earlier? Strangely this leads to another Victoria sex worker kickstarter. This one oddly comes “third hand.” New Hobo Code.

What do you do when your name is Crystal Metheny? Listen and find out or click that link there. This of course naturally seques into beer number two, Rough Draft Amber Ale. Who cares about the World Cup? Who are you rooting for? Victoria picks ‘em by hotness. Butch is rooting for Italy (free tequila) and Ghana (cause why not, amiright ladies?) Yeah guess who’s already out by the time this airs.

Moving on, we have Jason Mamoa cast as Aquaman. This naturally segues us into the man who can’t seem to stop getting “intimate” with pool rafts. Does sex with an inflatable doll also constitute a crime? This of course, leads Victoria to a new business idea. This leads to the rest of us washing our brains out with more beer. It’s also where we end part one of this episode.

Starting off the next half, let’s just say this bottle of Stone Cali-Belgique was not what we remembered. The NBA and NHL Finals just ended and we discuss. Why? Because why the hell not. Miami has an interesting mascot, the Habs cartoon description is a bit interesting, and this is where Victoria stops paying attention, hence the title.

284: Supercalifragalacticinterplanetentiary

Rachel’s here and we start right off getting racist. We try to distract ourselves with the first beer of the week but Vivi can’t help but continue and she follows this up by applying for a job at Buzzfeed via podcast. Again we blast one beer and praise another. We also discuss how aging beer in used barrels is better than used condoms. We don’t want to know what might grow out of THAT concoction.

Moving forward, Rachel talks about the highs and lows of her holiday here after graduating from WVU. This includes wine tasting, brewery tours, new restaurants, and a day getting lost around downtown San Diego. Victoria and Rachel saw the new X-Men movie and they discuss their thoughts on it. This sends Victoria into a Comic Nerd lesson.

Victoria and Rachel also enjoyed a great concert featuring a couple new favorite bands: Nickle Creek and Secret Sisters. This gets us into a discussion about concerts past and certain preferences we’ve developed. We try the third beer of the evening and Victoria’s brain leads us off on an awesome side track of strange words.

Allison and Dave got married and we share our love for them AND that awesome wedding. We were sad to have to leave early but Vivi had an appointment with an iguana, or Iggy as we call her. Meanwhile Rachel and I went to Slaters and Stone to start a week of WINE AND BEER!

We hit up Rough Draft Brewing, Hess Brewing, and Intergalactic Brewing all in one day. Then we visited Orfila Vineyards for a tasting the same weekend. We talk about the recent fires throughout San Diego and how strange it is that they struck so early in the year. This and a quick end to the show.

283: We’ve Lived Too Wrong For Too Long

Butch joined us again 3 weeks ago for another one of those shows. Yes, I really need to get more timely with my editing. I do apologize. Anyways, this is a tasting episode. We have beers we love and some we don’t care for so much. Okay, to warn we really are quite harsh to one of them. Apologies to the dear loving friends who shared them with us. We also have another Doritos Mystery Bag tasting and some odd sodas.

Trips to Arcana Brewing and Off-The-Tracks Brewery went pretty well and we drove an Iron Fist through our brains with a flavours we hadn’t thought about with beer but why not? The NFL Draft comes up briefly but not so much to bore the non-sports fans. We’re more kind here.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has stairs? This confuses some of those in the audience. Also Pisa not being in Rome also confuses some of us. Can we get Richard Digits III, Esq on this please? No? Too busy chasing roosters, maybe? Again, I swear we’re not being hateful. I feel like these show notes are making me repeat this. Here let me make it better, the forcefulness of Daniel’s ejaculation is brought up. Okay, I’m not making it better. Let’s just move on.

We make an official a call for Church of Awesome strippers. You can apply in person or just email us a video. Speaking of peeling off ones underthings, Tom Jones’ still got it. So does the U.S.S. Midway. Maybe he’s a vampire? Perhaps the Midway is the Hellmouth? Who knows but it makes sense, doesn’t it?

This leads to two seconds of mourning Community before jumping into the awesomeness of food; specifically, Fogo de Chao. If you have one in your city, GO. Churrascaria often leads one close to gastronomic suicide. This fact leads us to create the Brewnut Challenge: pairing great San Diego beers with the signature donuts at the best shops in San Diego. Oh, and Butch had some awesome tacos at this place called Puesto or something. We end with more beer tales and send you on your way.

 

Links:

Rhianna vs Avril Lavigne Meet & Greet

Space Taco Comic

282: Your Child May Be Ugly

Your baby: Cute or NOPE? You play along. We enjoy a well-balanced Stone beer. Cinnamon gets into shit. Booze Brothers & Barrel Harbor breweries entertain our beer cravings. Victoria likes Hearthstone but some guys can be flat out dickholes. Victoria shares dumb Buzzfeed article suggestions.

Racist stores bring Victoria new business ideas and we bring you the racist news of the week with Donald Sterling and Cliven Bundy. We pick up beer of the week #2 before finishing up RNW with an epic reaction to racist football fans. Speaking of, we had an epic time with the SD Mixtape Society and if you’re in the area and enjoy discovering and sharing music, you should come join us in June!

There are entirely too many damn trending topics related to One Direction! Closing pitchers should not come out to “Sweet Home Alabama.” Daniel rants about a difficult situation many men might know about. This leads to a Facebook rant. TL;DL Go back to using diaries and Fuck Buzzfeed. One thing that doesn’t suck? GoExplore.Net – Check it out people.

281: Beats By God

Butch joins us yet again and this is the love episode. Love of Game of Thrones and beer brought us to the SD Tap Room and we had a nice evening with a couple of cool ladies. Victoria has Z-BRO-tolerance but talking geek with Kate and her friend, made them disappear. While waiting, we enjoy some beer at the Barrel Republic (who mostly stole Bear Republic’s logo) and learn what the “Gaslamp Strip Club” of beer would look like.

Karaoke anyone? Let’s set that shit up on Chromecast and enjoy it with cheap beer. Uber has Victoria so smitten, Lyft is gonna have to go places to win her over. Anyone got 5 cents? Ellie Goulding’s thighs could give you the best makeover ever. Oh and thighs are totally hot.

MORE BEER!

We create new beers for Societe Brewing thanks to a Coronado Brewing barleywine. More beer? Cake crotch!

MEHR BIER!

Ghost breweries? We don’t mind. We’re trying to hit 100+ breweries by the end of 2014 and we discuss 5 of them in this episode alone. Looks for the links at the bottom of the notes here. Poor House has a panty dropper, Hillcrest has a chandelier, Butch is a holy man, Plan 9 doesn’t brew yet, Dos Desperados has yoga, and Acoustic Ales will make you sing.

Butch and Daniel discuss new a new racist fusion restaurant. Naturally, this leads to the way Victoria is. She knows why the caged bird sings, and she gave it to Freyja. So that happened. Daniel went to SM2Dub (Social Media Marketing World) and met some cool people.

MOAR BEIR!

We streamed Homechella (thanks again, Aldo) all weekend thanks to Chromecast, and enjoyed beers and games. Grab your favorite bong, pucker up and turn the volume to eleven. Sexy Cat? Sexy cat. Are Bastille just a better Imagine Dragons? Does Ellie Goulding’s thighs beat all? Are Arcade Fire the new Nickelback? Who would you have in your Coachella list? We each give 7 acts for our Unchella. We somehow end the show talking about the phaedra complex and sparkle hobos. Rule 34 continues. 95 minutes of awesome for you.

BEER GOOD

Where girl go?

Beers & Breweries of the Week:
Hillcrest Brewing – Banana Hammock Scotch Ale
Poor House Brewing – Santa’s Panty Dropper Barrel-Aged Winter Ale
Plan 9 Alehouse – URBN St IPA
Dos Desperados Brewery – Two-Timer Scotch Ale
Acoustic Ales – Westbound and Down Quadruple Ale
The Regal Beagle – Sausage, tots, wings, beer

280: Wasabi Piss Dust

Andrea joins us for one more episode before he goes back to Italy. We start hardcore and things die. Don’t waste the jizz. We briefly review Universary and how awesome it was for everyone. Beers of the week starts with a boring Yorkshire ale and we follow that up with Belgians that get gradually better than the one before.

Craigslist: You’re either bored and buy stamps or you’re bored and buy blow jobs. Victoria wants to be a fully developed, perfectly proportioned hermaphrodite and she gets a new nickname for it: Vyktoria Le Phappe. She offers herself for online pictures and we argue about the pricing structure. Victoria renames bisexual males and we’re hoping the company by the same name won’t come sue us for this.

Daniel goes on a pub crawl that sounds like a great idea and it went well but here’s a lesson: don’t talk about deep subjects during a pub crawl; especially anything concerning matters of the heart. It never ends well. The night also includes a terrible new Stone IPA, the best trip to the restroom in town, the worst trip to the restroom for Daniel’s night, a payment mixup, friendly bartender, and cool karaoke; Oh and some amazing late night Mexican food.

There’s porn for all sorts but until you’ve seen something live, you haven’t really seen it. Victoria and Andrea describe their night out on the town and we follow this up by discussing our night of comedy with Jackie Kashian and Maria Bamford. We enjoy great Thai food at Saffron followed by gelato at Gelato Vero Caffe. Andrea confesses to speaking gibberish in Italian during sex and Victoria wants the big gay ice cream truck to come to San Diego.

We end the episode with Victoria and Andrea’s review of Grand Budapest Hotel. Enjoy the hour of fun!

Links – Check these places out (except Lancer’s)

Monkey Paw Pub & Brewery – Best Cheesesteak in town

Mission Brewery – Best trip to the restroom in town

Small Bar – Dark bathroom tried to eat me

Lancer’s – BRING CASH

Live Wire – Friendly bartenders

Gilly’s North Park – Awesome vibe

Colima’s Mexican Food – Best food to sober you up

Saffron – Great cheap Thai food

Big Gay Ice Cream – Please come to San Diego

279: Universary 7

It’s a German Sparkle Party! We did get our German noms on and there’s lots of beer, including local delicacies by Belching Beaver, Mother Earth, and Manzanita.

We discuss the pre-party fun, including the new Veronica Mars movie. In short, if you loved the series, you’ll love the movie. If you never watched it, it doesn’t exactly hold up as a feature film. It’s more like a long TV episode. If you don’t like Veronica Mars, FUCK YOU.

Becky loves Kristen Bell. Butch is property of K. Bell. Well, this is awkward. To break the tension, Bex suggests Anna Kendrick and Kristen Bell dressed up like Tinkerbell. Vivi wants Mexico pics of Anna Kendrick and Aubrey Plaza. Everyone watch House of Lies too, k?

God invented the freeway to get to the threeway. This leads to offensive nostalgia and what’s a casingle? This is where the beers of the week reviews go. Nelly goes over 70 hours straight. The Daily Show rips off our Pon de Floor bit! WTF, John Stewart?! Mitch can send his cheques to Major Lazer and John can send his #McConnelling cheques to us.

Axe the audience time! We ask our in-house guests all the questions that our audience has ignored over the last year. We now introduce you to Pass Lannister, Prince Penguino Penis of the Pantheon , My Nigga Targaryen, the wildling King Douchebag, Chief Motherfucker Bolton, the the white walker formerly known as Vivi Playah Awedizzle Doctor Turtle Esquire, Bex the Specks of Bag End, Penis Lannister, Mr. Penis Lannister, and Lord God of House Royce.

We all feel Victoria’s Tolkien wrath. Why? Because Spongebob is the catcher. Also because she’s racist. Let’s balance that out. We have an Awesome List from everyone.

 

Brews and Pubs

Blind Lady Ale House

Hess Brewing

Belching Beaver Brewing

 

Check out our stuff!

Vivi & Andrea:Clusterpop

Andrea: The Fist

Allison: hokage.org

Dennis: The CTSM

 

Watch these movie trailers:

Veronica Mars

Bears (they have cancer)

The Fault in Our Stars (which Daniel is not allowed to watch or read.)

278: You Might Have A Tongue In Your Penis

Daniel survived and Johnny Depp wishes he was Ironborn. Starting the show right off with Game of Thrones discussion. This turns into a debate about being a geek about superficial things and researching comparable real-life subjects. Then there’s arguing over dragon before we get to the first beer of the week, Aztec Brewing’s Hibiscus Wheat Ale.

 

First question to YOU: where did circumision start? Why the penis? Couldn’t we have just shown our commitment to God by cutting off a digit or an ear, like van Gogh? Yes, I just called God a hooker. Speaking of hookers, Russia invaded Ukraine and we discuss holding off judgment on that or not. We’ve obviously learned more since this was recorded. This leads to talk of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight. Do it weird you out as much as it does us?

 

Beer of the week numero dos is Bayhawk Ales Chocolate Porter. We don’t like it. Move on. San Diego celebrated Burger Week and Happy Hour Week earlier this month. Go get you some! Beer number three is Clown Shoes Beer Vampire Slayer Imperial American Stout. Victoria rounds out the show with a new Awesome List.

 

Universary is in a couple of days! Friday March 14, we’re doing Blind Lady Ale House at 2pm, then CPK, and then the Veronica Mars movie! Saturday is Universary and the party starts at Belching Beaver North Park at 12:30pm and Hess Brewing North Park after. Then meet us at Casa de Uncast at 7pm!

 

You get custom audio in this episode:

Opening Theme: Dornishman’s Wife by Karliene Reynolds (Buy her album, “Dreams of Fire” here)

Closing Theme: Choral GoT Theme by Lewis Fitzjohn and Hawthorn

 

Check out our blogs! Victoria and Daniel

Check out our friends! Clusterpop & The Fist & So How You Doin

Follow us on Twitter: @uncastnet and @lushrain

Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/uncast

277: Oscars Beer and Stuff

Welcome to the 2014 Oscars episode of Uncast. We also spend a lot of time talking about beer, the Olympics, games and other things. Let the race begin.

OK so for The Oscars, here’s a recap: Ellen was cool, pizza delivery was not. Lupita Nyong’o winning was cool, The Art of Killing losing was not. It sooo was not. “Let It Go” was a beautiful anthem song and Vivi was seemingly the only person happy that McConaughey won for Best Actor. 23 minutes in, we hate goodbyes and endings too but it’s time to move on to another topic.

The Olympics just ended and we haven’t really talked about anything more than the sex the athletes were having. Does anything else matter? Yes. The fact that we missed so much because events aired at 4am Pacific Time.

Beers of the Week include an old favorite of ours from Great Divide Brewing and a new found favorite from Butcher’s Brewing. Get them if you can. We hit breweries numbers 5 and 6 in our tour of San Diego breweries. Oh and also related, check out Mary’s Donuts in Santee. We also hit up Twisted Manzanita Ales for a flight of their seasonal ales. Check out our Beer Review page for more on those. Length 1:11:24

276: I Would Turn Her Into A Girl Snork

As always happens when Butch happens, this runs long; like an hour 46 long.This episode starts with pink eye and corncob pipes. We have two eyes and two lungs. We only need one of each, right? Okay so survey #1 of the episode is Spongebob: pitcher or catcher? Either way, we know the Snorks are great at oral sex, hence the show title. Beer of the Week starts with a Bootlegger’s beer and Stochasticity Project.

 

Cinnamon cannot be contained by one box. This of course brings us to discussing Ellen Page. Victoria is obsessed with Animal Crossing. Yes, still. Insert awkward segue to Valentine’s Day. It was one of our favorite Valentine’s Days of all time. We hit Brabant Cafe, the Stone store in South Park, Station Tavern, and Eclipse Chocolate before seeing a NOT funny Brian Regan at Balboa Theatre. We did like the opening act.

 

Ask A Black gives us survey #2 is Victoria racist if she dresses up like K.C. and JoJo? No. You should dress up as KC and find a white chick with a big ass. Butch brings up the fact that Dick Van Dyke is one of the best TV shows of all time. Everyone should also watch Pete Seeger: The Power of Song. There are also awesome biographical documentaries on Johnny Carson and Mel Brooks to watch as well.

 

Butch contributes to the show by introducing us to SochiOnTinder.tumblr.com and that which is sexual debauchery that is the Olympic Village and our idea to monetize this. This brings survey #3: What Olympic sport breeds the best lovers? This oddly has nothing to do with the segue into Butch discussing his birthday weekend…or what he remembers of it. Think “Wrecking So Close” followed by “You’re the One That I Want In the Next Episode” and then “Psychosocial Baby” at Midnight. You can get the Tribute Mix and some cool playlists of tunes on Butch’s 8Tracks page. Also check out his “Best Coast Bias” posts on The Wrestling Blog and occasional posts on TWiB once it gets going full on again.

Also, go check out Victoria’s other podcast with Andrea, Clusterpop along with lushrain.com for her blog. Daniel still has a blog going at Uncast.Tumblr.com with hopes of it growing up to be a real boy on WordPress one day. Oh and GIVE US A CALL! 619-940-4SEX

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